BONUS BLOG: The Crazy, Retarded, Racist Cross-Eyed Woman Returns!

Let it be said that every single 167 Short Bus blog entry is reported accurately and without exaggeration. They are all wonderfully freakish situations that happen entirely on their own, without any prompting from myself. That said, there are moments (as I am human after all) where I can't help but nudge a little incident, but let me assure you that it is all for the benefit of you, my good reader.

This is one of those instances:

I get on the bus yesterday. I am literally the last one on. I have to sit aaaaalll the way in the back. When we get to the first stop, the bus clears out so I move up because Rosa Parks was the shit and paved the way for me to be able to do so. Anyway, after I settle into a seat near the front of the bus, I’m enjoying a relatively quiet ride when I hear, “PUT THE ARM DOWN!” followed by a thwack! I look in the direction of the commotion only to see…

…CRAZY, RETARDED, RACIST CROSS-EYED WOMAN! (click hyperlink for reference)

Yes, she was sitting in the front row in the window seat. She apparently did NOT like it when the person who was sitting next to her (on the aisle) got up without putting the arm rest down. Which arm rest, you ask? Was she upset that the one between them remained in an upright position? No. No, folks, the Crazy, Retarded, Racist Cross-Eyed Woman was actually pissed that the guy who had been sitting next to her (yes, he was black) put his arm rest up — yes, the one on the aisle, and, therefore, furthest away from CRRCE Woman — and didn’t put it down.

Cuckoo! Cuckoo! (0:08 in)

This is what I would call a golden opportunity. ::big shit-eating grin::

I move up to the seat next her. Right away, I put my arm rest up. I get the video camera on my phone ready.

::big shit-eating grin::

I ring the bell to get off at my stop. I stand up. My ass is not even entirely off the seat when the cracktard that she is, reaches over and slams the arm rest down, all while giving me the cross-eyed stink eye — which, as you can imagine, is very attractive.

Unfortunately, I didn’t get capture any of her expression, but you can clearly see her arm slamming.

What I want to know is: how can the cross-eyed bitch even see that the arm rest is up? Her peripheral has to suck, right?

I may be going to hell, but she's coming with me.