#2: Suspicious Eyes

This guy didn't say a word, just sat there looking cool and calm with his sunglasses. Until we entered the Tommy Lee of NYC tunnels (Lincoln) and he pulled out his video camera. For those who don't know it's pretty fuckin dark in there. One could (hypothetically) conceive a child in there and no one would be the wiser. Quietly, he took his video camera out of his bag and got it ready by flipping the screen out and powering it up. Then he waited until we passed one of those double-decker red sightseeing buses and he filmed them as we passed. He did this one more time before we got pooped out on the other side. 

I called the Port Authority Suspicious Activity line. They were supposed to be sending a detective to look at the photo I took. Oh well. It's not like NYC has reason to be worried about tour bus bombings.

Second one down, 165 more to go!

#1: Smelly Finger Sniffer

Actual quote overheard from Passenger #1 (aka Jacked Barbra Streisand) while she was word vomiting into her cell:

“I went to Hahtland Brewery tonight with da girlzzz now my fingers smell. Yes, they smell like finger foods!”

And then she... actually smelled her fingers.

Read the full, horrific story here.

1 down, 166 more to go!