The 167 Short Bus

I ride on a bus. It's like a short bus for adults since I meet a lot of characters. Here I will chronicle 167 of the crème de la crème passengers and drivers, replete with REAL photographs, actual overheard quotes and anecdotes. It's less glamorous than anything on Bravo, but far more bitchy. Will I make it to #167 without getting caught, sued or beaten? Follow me and find out!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

#16: The Ladies' Man

This inbred turd was apparently gunning for some McLovin' on his way to Jersey. With his thick accent (read: drunken, Southern slurs...

Friday, July 24, 2009

#15: Magellan by guest blogger, "Dandy Rider"

While I do ride with enough fucktards to warrant this blog, there are a few riders who I can actually get on board with. This rider is not o...

Monday, July 20, 2009

#14: The Back Seat Driver

I dread — dread — taking the last bus out of the Port Authority. It's just filled with drunks and the biggest social retards the 167 ha...

Monday, July 13, 2009

#13: Israel Kamakawhydidthisparentsdothistohim?

Somewhere over the rainbow , Israel never got to meet his doppelgänger:

Monday, July 6, 2009

#12: Yo Mama

I was on the last bus out of the Port Authority in the wee hours of Saturday morning when I rubbed my bleary eyes raw in order to make sure ...

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